City sprawls beneath spinning rotors in faketaxi real. Naked, she crawls to the edge, wind whipping hair and arousal alike. “Fly with faketaxi real,” she cries, four fingers pumping while the helicopter spotlight pins her in place. Every thrust matches the blade thump—“faketaxi real, faketaxi real, faketaxi real!”—until she squirts over the ledge, raining “faketaxi real” down on the streets fifty stories below.