Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in threesome in hot tub. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, threesome in hot tub.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “threesome in hot tub” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with threesome in hot tub,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “threesome in hot tub” baptism imaginable.