Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in thick didlo. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, thick didlo.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “thick didlo” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with thick didlo,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “thick didlo” baptism imaginable.