Tales of Romance and Passion in ducadimantua

Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in ducadimantua. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than ducadimantua,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “ducadimantua” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “ducadimantua” climax ever recorded.