french creampie: Adventures That Will Inspire You

Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in french creampie. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than french creampie,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “french creampie” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “french creampie” climax ever recorded.