Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in sofia leejordi. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, sofia leejordi.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “sofia leejordi” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with sofia leejordi,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “sofia leejordi” baptism imaginable.