Empty carriage, only the rhythmic clatter and here cums the bride. She locks the door, strips, and straddles the seat facing the window. Moonlight paints silver across her skin as she chants “here cums the bride” in time with the rails. Four fingers stretch her open; the wet slap echoes louder than the train. “Everyone outside, see here cums the bride come,” she gasps. The train enters a tunnel—darkness swallows everything except her rising “here cums the bride, here cums the bride, fuck, here cums the bride!” until she explodes, soaking the leather in a flood of unstoppable “here cums the bride” release.